Bluetooth Headset Cyborgs

Lyrics:in the year 2043the lord of the cyborgs will open the small glass case, gaining access to the purple button. (it's kinda like the red button on deal or no deal, except it's purple)this purple button, when pressed, grants utter global domination to the presser.how depressing. how could this even be possible?it will be possible due to the proliferation of bluetooth headsets.place device on side of headask no questions--do as I saidwrap around ear--no it goes the other wayso central command can hear what you say I mean your friends...and family members.it's small, it's cool, all your friends have it.the perfect addition to your cell phone habit.change a tire and talk, whatever you chooseas your mom describes her Alaskan cruise or tells you that your uncle passed away deepest condolencesbut what you don't knowwhat they don't tell you..is that every bluetooth headset that get's bought and affixed to someone's earmeans one more victim of the plan that will unfold in the year2043--the lord of the cyborgs does his dirty deedpressing the purple button 'neath the glass caseand via cell phone towers, controls the human racetake your post in a public placespeak loudly; stare into spaceif you ever hold a phone to your face againa microscopic blade will blend your brain

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 13, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Author: RhettandLink

Length: 02:24
Rating: 4.7010674
Views: 52922

Tags: bluetooth  headset  cyborg  robot  dr.  who  

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